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Chelsea fan offered old job back
A Chelsea fan who received a banning order for racially abusing a man on the Paris Metro has been offered his old job back. [read...]
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Advertisement Feature: This year’s must-have Christmas gift for home and garden – the Plebgate
The perfect gift for anyone wanting an access point for visiting tradespeople and lower-class acquaintances. [read...]
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Cameron to give Satan ‘second chance’ as No.10 press secretary
Prime Minister David Cameron has today denied accusations of poor judgement after confirming that he has appointed Satan, former overseer of hell, as his new director of communications in Downing Street. [read...]
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Police still ‘institutionally sarcastic’ claims senior Met officer
Brendan Foley, Assistant Commissioner for Service Monitoring at the Metropolian Police today launched a strong attack on what he called the continued culture of ‘withering sarcasm and arch condescension’ amongst officers in the Force. [read...]
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Massacre of Holy Innocents-gate report ‘not an eye witness account’, claims Herod
King Herod of Judea has claimed that he should be exonerated after so-called eye witness reports that he ordered the Massacre of the Holy Innocents have been shown to be false. [read...]