ITV today announced an exciting new mini-series which sees Home Secretary Priti Patel and head of the Met Police Cressida Dick team up as a diminutive crime fighting duo. ‘Alongside ‘Ben Shepherd’s Life of Rachmaninov’ and ‘The Dancing on Ice A-Z of Leg Fractures’ this promises to be the highlight of our spring schedule’ explained… [read...]
Rising levels of crime in police and legal dramas can only be tackled with more investment in technology, particularly for bobbies on the beat and detectives who look like they are straight out of central casting, [read...]
A spokesperson for the Metropolitan Police today confirmed that a criminal investigation against the deceased ‘funny man’ Les Dawson is currently ongoing. Dawson, who would have been 85 this year, is alleged to have incited numerous hate crimes against middle aged women in the 1970s. [read...]
Laughing Policeman, the avuncular, iconic British Bobby has been dismissed from duties with immediate effect. Spokesperson for the Met, James McMahon, held a press conference to quell protests, proclaiming yet another example of cuts to the Police force. [read...]
The Metropolitan Police have issued a public appeal for help with creating a ‘really cool sounding acronym’ in an attempt to reduce gun crime in London. [read...]
