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Boris Johnson launches new ‘Bicycle-Water-Cannons-For-Hire’ scheme

feel the powerBoris Johnson has today announced plans to launch the all new ‘Bicycle-Water-Cannons-For-Hire’ scheme in London, believed to be the first of its kind in Europe. ‘These new Boris Cannons are a tremendous wheeze,’ said the London Mayor today. ‘I have already spent the day riding around on one, hosing down the hoi polloi and washing away beggars from shop doorways. It’s tremendous fun.’

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Posted: Apr 2nd, 2014
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Metropolitan Police to be nicer on Tuesdays

Metropolitan PoliteMetropolitan Police officers in London are to start being nicer on Tuesdays, Scotland Yard has announced.

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Posted: Jan 14th, 2014
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Maddie cops ‘nothing to do with guns, whips, hacking or dead newspaper vendors’

Detectives working on the newly launched Madeleine McCann investigation have been selected because they are ‘are nothing like’ other police in the news at the moment, Gerald Smith of the Police Federation told a news conference.

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Posted: Oct 17th, 2013
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Scotland Yard Productions ‘cock-a-hoop’ as ‘Celebrity Dawn Raid’ wins second series

BAFTA winning series ‘Celebrity Dawn Raid’ by Scotland Yard Productions, the showbiz wing of the Metropolitan Police, has been commissioned for a second series.

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Posted: May 11th, 2013
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Health alert as more police fall victim to collective amnesia

can't even remember where they parked the car‘Collective amnesia? Never heard of it. What does it actually mean?’ was the response from a spokesperson from Surrey Police on their members’ inability to remember high profile offences. It’s a rare condition, whose medical name is Amnesia Constabularia, and for which there is no cure.

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Posted: Apr 26th, 2013
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