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Metropolitan Police admit to ‘investigating crime’

Met to get back to good old-fashioned snooping, discreditingThe Met has conceded that it diverted resources away from the fight against justice campaigners in order to tackle crime.

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Posted: Jul 23rd, 2015
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Metropolitan Police ‘still discriminating against clowns’

nothing to do with them 'looking a bit different'Twice as likely to be squirted in the face

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Posted: Jul 11th, 2015
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Customers who hesitate to call could face prosecution

A new measure, enshrined in law, could bring to an end centuries of lunacy, when businesses were forced to tell customers ‘Please don’t hesitate’ to contact them with any queries.

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Posted: May 18th, 2015
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Controversial police fitness test replaced by ‘Interpretive Dance exam’

A new and improved fitness exam has been introduced to all serving police officers this week, finally replacing the ‘dated’ beep test.

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Posted: Apr 27th, 2015
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Boris Johnson launches new ‘Bicycle-Water-Cannons-For-Hire’ scheme

feel the power‘I have already spent the day hosing down the hoi polloi.’

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Posted: Apr 6th, 2015
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