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Maddie cops ‘nothing to do with guns, whips, hacking or dead newspaper vendors’

Detectives working on the newly launched Madeleine McCann investigation have been selected because they are ‘are nothing like’ other police in the news at the moment, Gerald Smith of the Police Federation told a news conference.

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Posted: Oct 17th, 2013
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Scotland Yard Productions ‘cock-a-hoop’ as ‘Celebrity Dawn Raid’ wins second series

BAFTA winning series ‘Celebrity Dawn Raid’ by Scotland Yard Productions, the showbiz wing of the Metropolitan Police, has been commissioned for a second series.

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Posted: May 11th, 2013
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Health alert as more police fall victim to collective amnesia

can't even remember where they parked the car‘Collective amnesia? Never heard of it. What does it actually mean?’ was the response from a spokesperson from Surrey Police on their members’ inability to remember high profile offences. It’s a rare condition, whose medical name is Amnesia Constabularia, and for which there is no cure.

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Posted: Apr 26th, 2013
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Court rules Police must count to a hundred before going after Assange

Chief Justice Thompson said ‘The rules are very clear: Julian Assange has a right to try and conceal himself in the embassy grounds and the police must observe the internationally recognised counting to 100. And it’s got to be proper counting too, like ‘one mississippi, two mississippi’ followed by a loud ‘coming, ready or not, cobber!’

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Posted: Jun 20th, 2012
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Police shun new wind-up taser

A spokesman for the Police Federation has called for the immediate withdrawal of the recently introduced Clockwork Taser.

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Posted: May 20th, 2012
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