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Hit new video game is based on politics

Bandwagon Jumper is already being praised for its realistic simulation of avoiding responsibility for the consequences of decisions taken earlier in the game whilst ruthlessly dispatching your colleagues.

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Posted: Nov 25th, 2011
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Queen’s food taster dead after Prince of Wales omelette

‘He intended the meal to be a special surprise for his elderly mother. No one is sadder about how things have turned out than Prince Charles himself.’

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Posted: Sep 4th, 2011
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Met Office and Met Police to launch cutting edge nationwide ‘riotcasts’

In conjunction with the Met police, the Meteorological Office are set to launch the first forecasts for riot conditions throughout the UK to meet public demand. Experts have been working around the clock to provide predictions of aggro by adapting computer models to analyse social networking feeds and the winds whipped up by huge firestorms.

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Posted: Aug 11th, 2011
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LulzSec hack police website with fake story of own arrest

‘Despite what our website says, we haven’t changed which side of the road we drive on and it’s not illegal to be ginger.’

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Posted: Aug 2nd, 2011
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Appointment of Junior Cadet as new Met Commissioner ‘delights family and teacher’

David Cameron’s exhaustive vetting of the remaining serving Metropolitan Police officers to find a suitable replacement Commissioner has led to the surprise appointment of prospective Junior Cadet Frankie Cruz Johnson to the post.

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Posted: Jul 19th, 2011
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