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Police shun new wind-up taser

A spokesman for the Police Federation has called for the immediate withdrawal of the recently introduced Clockwork Taser.

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Posted: May 20th, 2012
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Rebekah Brooks ‘was lent a police force’

showered it with sugarlumps‘It’s common for creaky old police resources to be loaned out to anyone who will look after them properly. I had no concerns that editors of the News of the World would see the force go short of anything.’

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Posted: Mar 3rd, 2012
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Hit new video game is based on politics

Bandwagon Jumper is already being praised for its realistic simulation of avoiding responsibility for the consequences of decisions taken earlier in the game whilst ruthlessly dispatching your colleagues.

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Posted: Nov 25th, 2011
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Queen’s food taster dead after Prince of Wales omelette

‘He intended the meal to be a special surprise for his elderly mother. No one is sadder about how things have turned out than Prince Charles himself.’

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Posted: Sep 4th, 2011
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Met Office and Met Police to launch cutting edge nationwide ‘riotcasts’

In conjunction with the Met police, the Meteorological Office are set to launch the first forecasts for riot conditions throughout the UK to meet public demand. Experts have been working around the clock to provide predictions of aggro by adapting computer models to analyse social networking feeds and the winds whipped up by huge firestorms.

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Posted: Aug 11th, 2011
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