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Health alert as more police fall victim to collective amnesia

can't even remember where they parked the car‘Collective amnesia? Never heard of it. What does it actually mean?’ was the response from a spokesperson from Surrey Police on their members’ inability to remember high profile offences. It’s a rare condition, whose medical name is Amnesia Constabularia, and for which there is no cure.

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Posted: Apr 26th, 2013
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Court rules Police must count to a hundred before going after Assange

Chief Justice Thompson said ‘The rules are very clear: Julian Assange has a right to try and conceal himself in the embassy grounds and the police must observe the internationally recognised counting to 100. And it’s got to be proper counting too, like ‘one mississippi, two mississippi’ followed by a loud ‘coming, ready or not, cobber!’

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Posted: Jun 20th, 2012
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Police shun new wind-up taser

A spokesman for the Police Federation has called for the immediate withdrawal of the recently introduced Clockwork Taser.

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Posted: May 20th, 2012
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Rebekah Brooks ‘was lent a police force’

showered it with sugarlumps‘It’s common for creaky old police resources to be loaned out to anyone who will look after them properly. I had no concerns that editors of the News of the World would see the force go short of anything.’

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Posted: Mar 3rd, 2012
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Hit new video game is based on politics

Bandwagon Jumper is already being praised for its realistic simulation of avoiding responsibility for the consequences of decisions taken earlier in the game whilst ruthlessly dispatching your colleagues.

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Posted: Nov 25th, 2011
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