President of the free world and social media aficionado, Donald Trump has been advised by a group of scientists, heavily disguised as Evangelical preachers, that there could be a second and third wave of the virus as well as a possible Mexican wave. [read...]
During a tour of a Midwest bleach factory, President and Rain Man-in-Chief, Donald Trump announced an ambitious plan to keep Americans safe during the coronavirus pandemic. He said that every American is going to be 150% protected from the virus by having a personal wall of Mexicans. [read...]
When he is elected he will ‘ban terrorists being born or educated in the US.’ He conceded that his initial comment to ‘send them back to where they come from’ might be a ‘bit impractical’ [read...]
Friends and supporters of the presidential candidate have expressed concern that Mr. Trump is watering down his message of ‘love and liberal building regulations’ in order to position himself only ‘slightly to the right’ of Genghis Khan. [read...]
