Following on from falling foul of random testing, former World number one womens’ tennis player Maria Sharapova has shocked fans with a second revelation: her extensive involvement in drug trafficking as head of the notorious Mexican cartel Damaso. [read...]
Following the failure of the government’s flood defences to protect people in Cumbria against ravaging storms, a surprise offer of hope has come today from US Republican candidate Donald Trump. In an announcement made to his supporters in Alabama, [read...]
The BBC’s iconic monolith ‘Jezza’ is in danger of collapsing due to its ‘feet of clay’ and ‘teeny, weeny, tiny, toe’ say experts.
A fisherman who spent thirteen months in the Pacific has admitted that his last memory of leaving his home port was a nagging thought that he’d forgotten something, which after two months at sea he finally realised was sponsorship. [read...]