Following the failure of the government’s flood defences to protect people in Cumbria against ravaging storms, a surprise offer of hope has come today from US Republican candidate Donald Trump. In an announcement made to his supporters in Alabama, [read...]
The BBC’s iconic monolith ‘Jezza’ is in danger of collapsing due to its ‘feet of clay’ and ‘teeny, weeny, tiny, toe’ say experts.
A fisherman who spent thirteen months in the Pacific has admitted that his last memory of leaving his home port was a nagging thought that he’d forgotten something, which after two months at sea he finally realised was sponsorship. [read...]
Top Gear have apologised in a written statement signed by all three presenters and producers after supposedly ‘off air’ comments made during the segue from studio broadcasting to feature were transmitted live. [read...]