Following the resignations of several pro-Leave government ministers as the Government’s Brexit plans head for a meltdown, Environment Secretary Michael Gove has decided to remain in the cabinet to ‘wave his willy’. It was Gove’s wife, [read...]
The Conservative Party has broken its promise for 200 000 starter homes, due to a lack of low-hanging jeans, a strong brew and ‘not having a Philips-head screw driver’. In fact, zero houses have been built, [read...]
Arguments over whether it should be a dry or a flooded ditch, a clean one or a muddy one, how deep and which way up have been eclipsed by debate over whether the event should be televised, [read...]
There is a further threat of waking up with a severed animal’s head, something that David Cameron knows about, only too well. [read...]
In a coordinated operation carried out early this morning, police forces across the country swept to arrest and charge the leaders of several battle re-enactment societies. Chief Inspector Charles Stuart told reporters: ‘For too long we have allowed this open sore to fester and we are acting now before Brexit is implemented so the UK… [read...]
