A Birmingham inquiry into a hard-line Muslims taking control of city schools, it set to conclude that a fundamentalist rejection of 21st century learning ‘can not be more detrimental’ than the Secretary of State’s A level reforms.
Posted: Apr 16th, 2014
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‘The country has too many under-performing breeds content to just stand around in fields all day munching grass. They need to look beyond the farm gate.’
Posted: Apr 13th, 2014
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After decades of embezzlement, corruption and ‘world-class douchebaggery’, the House of Commons has managed to eliminate shame in all but extreme circumstances. While Culture Secretary Maria Miller had to be wrestled to the ground by Black Rod and sat upon by the Deputy Speaker in order to elicit the ‘mildest apology’, other MPs have confessed to not being ‘remotely mortified’ when caught ‘farting in a lift’, ‘masturbating in front of their parents’ or ‘voting for’ any Coalition policy.
Posted: Apr 8th, 2014
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‘Each toddler up to the age of four will now be cared for in connecting cages sharing common divider walls’.
Posted: Apr 4th, 2014
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‘His story is as English as the Battle of Hastings, or Clause 28,’ said one source.
Posted: Mar 31st, 2014
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