Following the government’s ‘administrative mix up’ that led to the UK not taking part in Europe-wide tenders for ventilators, a number of conservative MPS have come forward to volunteer themselves to act as ventilators to ease the shortage. [read...]
Symptoms include an affected air of knowing best, compulsive lying, a reduced ability to think and constantly harking back to World War II for no rational reason. [read...]
With some virologists warning of a nation-wide Coronavirus epidemic, Britain remains optimistic that Michael Gove will self-isolate himself from anyone who has the expert knowledge and skills to keep him alive should he catch the potentially fatal illness. [read...]
A Cobra meeting has been called following a dramatic rise in the risk of Government ministers making a damaging gaffe. Members of the cabinet, along with the Prime Minister, have been advised not to travel to known gaffe-prone areas of the UK that have been badly affected by record levels of potential gaffe making opportunities…. [read...]
Still basking in the glory of their election triumph, the Tory inner circle called a press conference today to clear up what Michael Gove described as a few little misunderstandings. This has led to the party manifesto being recalled to the manufacturer for some technical updates. [read...]
