Losing out to Boris Johnson as Prime Minister, Lord Frost as Brexit Secretary and Mr Blobby as a convincing human being, Michael Gove is insisting his new role as Downing Street’s ‘tea lady’ places him at the very heart of Cabinet, [read...]
People who don’t upload beautiful shots of their local area blanketed in snow will be deemed to be holidaying in Dubai and therefore breaking lockdown rules, it’s emerged. Chancellor of the Duchy of Lancaster, and Pob-a-like, [read...]
Diminutive wordsmith and serial shagger Jeffrey Archer has apologised after a story he wrote long ago about an American billionaire game show host who becomes US President, with an Eastern European wife who may or may not be a robot controlled by forces unseen, [read...]
Boris Johnson and his senior ministers have already failed in their bid to give up smirking in 2021. In order to demonstrate that they were totally serious about tackling the many issues facing the country, [read...]
In their desperation to crack down on law-abiding people trying to stay within current vague and shifting guidelines, burbling government ministers with the same grasp on logic as a toothless snake on a lubed firecracker have confirmed that takeaway hot drinks count as a substantial meal, [read...]
