Literary scholars have discovered a long forgotten text from the Nobel prize-winner, in which he describes an austerity-ridden landscape, filled with hapless characters stuck in a limbo of indicative votes. Although, there is some debate as to whether the working title was ‘Waiting for Brexit’, [read...]
The government has announced that it is to introduce a vote recycling scheme. It is understood that votes may be recycled at the polling station where they were first cast, whereupon any member of the electorate doing this will be credited with an ounce of common sense and promised five pounds off their income tax. [read...]
Boris Johnson is believed to be stockpiling the wives of close friends in preparation for shortages of vital supplies following a no-deal Brexit. ‘He’s sold off half the claret to make cellar space,’ said a friend. [read...]
After the delivery of a ministerial attaché case containing an 11lb tuna to the headquarters of Ofsted, it has been hinted by sources at the Department of Education that the Chair of Ofsted, [read...]
‘The scariest thing about Brexit, apart from watching Michael Gove’s smarmy face, is the prospect of the country running out of medical supplies,’ said a government spokesman today. ‘However we have a plan,’ he added, [read...]
