The near-100% consensus that Theresa May’s Brexit is deeply flawed has foundered after suggestions that Donald Trump thinks it is bad. Many people have now been forced to question their own existence, the very nature of truth and whether December is too early for April Fools’ [read...]
Following the resignations of several pro-Leave government ministers as the Government’s Brexit plans head for a meltdown, Environment Secretary Michael Gove has decided to remain in the cabinet to ‘wave his willy’. It was Gove’s wife, [read...]
The cast of The Brexit Referendum are getting back together again to celebrate nearly 3 years since the sitcom first aired. Farage, Johnson, Mogg and Gove will feature in hours of coverage over the next few months. [read...]
Fears that senior Tory MPs have inadvertently shared sensitive data on their conference app were confirmed today when Theresa May picked up a call from a heavy breather. The male caller began with a long silence followed by some heavy breathing. [read...]
Wealthy boys from public schools Leavers breaking all the rules Turning red and being fools Acting like a bunch of tools All the ministers in the bars Whizzing round in posh black cars Trying not to think of when The Brexit Bill comes up again Oh what fun they had When Brexit went and turned… [read...]
