In a coordinated operation carried out early this morning, police forces across the country swept to arrest and charge the leaders of several battle re-enactment societies. Chief Inspector Charles Stuart told reporters: ‘For too long we have allowed this open sore to fester and we are acting now before Brexit is implemented so the UK… [read...]
After Boris Johnson claimed that he’d rather be dead in a ditch than delay Brexit, MPs across the political spectrum have admitted they now have a much harder decision to make. ‘Previously I’d have voted for Brexit without hesitation, [read...]
Following the minority Conservative government’s so-called ‘confidence and supply’ deal with the DUP to buy the support of the DUP’s ten MPs at £100 million each for two years, a number of opposition MPs are also offering to sell their democratically elected souls for the same constituency-pimping price on the basis they may as well… [read...]
The six remaining Conservative Party leadership hopefuls have unanimously sacked specialist Damian Broadbent after the advice he provided on the first round of questions. ‘All I could hear in my head when I was asked ‘what’s your biggest weakness’ [read...]
Studies have shown that exposure to Ann Widdecombe at an impressionable age is strongly correlated with homosexuality in adult men. ‘I remember when I was a kid seeing her being interviewed on TV, about leaving the Church of England because they allowed women priests, [read...]
