The nation’s favourite annual appeal hits the telly boxes this week. Promising a jam-packed extravaganza of top Tory toff entertainment, the show will be hosted by the hilarious and ever-popular human dynamo, Michael Gove. After raising a record £36bn last year for such deserving Tory causes as the penal reform group ‘Hang ’em High,’ [read...]
The government has announced that, should the coronavirus pandemic persist through a Tier 4 hard lockdown, they will stream pornography onto any device capable of receiving it at no charge, in order to bring all human social activity to a standstill. [read...]
‘We’re six months into the pandemic and we don’t now need to explain what SAGE (Standard Ambivalent Government Experts) means in brackets in our webpage news reports,’ said a BBC spokesman. ‘Back in the early days when we mentioned SAGE (Sex, [read...]
The Government has won a resounding victory in Parliament, making all words illegal which contain the letters E and U consecutively. ‘We needed to see the job through to its ultimate conclusion,’ said a jubilant Prime Minister, [read...]
‘His story is as English as the Battle of Hastings, or Clause 28,’ said one source. [read...]
