Silvio Berlusconi to start ‘charging for it’
All proceeds will go towards repayment of Italy’s national debt.
Posted: Sep 21st, 2012
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GCSEs to be replaced with GOVEs
‘It is entirely coincidental that the proposed test rhymes with ‘cove’,’ declared the Secretary of State.
Posted: Sep 18th, 2012
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Gove apologises for selling school PE teachers
As many as 48 PE teachers may have been unlawfully sold by the Department for Education, new figures reveal.
Posted: Aug 17th, 2012
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Teenage pregnancy tests must get harder, orders Gove
But some critics point out that the test is already unpopular. ‘Most teenagers will only piss on a stick if it’s being filmed for a dodgy website,’ said a spokeswoman for one pregnancy testing service.
Posted: Aug 13th, 2012
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Trashy sex novels blamed for decline in writing standards
Dorothy Peel, head of the Media Sciences Unit which produced the report, parted her pink, moist lips, slipped her hand down towards her midriff, caressed her womanly cleft, and explained the group’s findings.
Posted: Jul 24th, 2012
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