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Aliens regret policy of only abducting lone weirdos

Can't learn much from a Utah farmer who's run out of gas‘In hindsight, we should probably have looked beyond suggestible loners with a history of mental health problems.’

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Posted: Sep 6th, 2014
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Chelsea unveils plans for Gary Glitter statue

In a bid to trump Fulham’s controversial Michael Jackson statue, Chelsea owner, Roman Abramovich, has today announced plans for a Gary Glitter statue at Stamford Bridge.

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Posted: Apr 13th, 2011
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Elvis returns to Earth after Sunday Sport ceases publication

The Sunday Sport’s hard-hitting investigative journalism had forced the king of rock ‘n’ roll to take extreme measures to avoid the limelight.

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Posted: Apr 6th, 2011
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Tottenham-Michael Jackson parallels ‘still too weak’, says Ministry of Comedy

The Ministry of Comedy has officially ruled that no jokes will be allowed that imply any similarities between Tottenham Hotspur and the late Michael Jackson for at least one week, after the first leg of Tottenham’s Champions League qualifier to Young Boys Berne ended in a narrow 3-2 defeat.

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Posted: Aug 18th, 2010
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Spectacular suicides now available from Swiss clinic Indignitas

immortality beckonsThe ‘Jim Morrison’ deal, a Paris-based weekend break includes drugs, alcohol and sex followed by drowning in a bath. 

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Posted: Jul 23rd, 2009
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