‘At first we thought that the man on the other end of the phone was Michael O’Leary and we’d just woke him up, but further investigation revealed that it was actually a tramp in the Temple Bar area of Dublin, called Mick.’
Posted: Nov 28th, 2012
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Explaining to reporters the airline’s ‘groundbreaking dam buster concept’, Ryanair CEO Michael O’Leary said:
‘We shall be employing in our aircraft the advanced technology used by the dam busters. We are ceasing to operate aircraft with fancy autopilots and the like.
Posted: Mar 19th, 2012
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RyanAir has announced a new service charge for customers that will give passengers the option of paying “a small administration fee” to not be repeatedly struck on the head by truncheon-wielding cabin crew for the duration of their flight.
Posted: Jun 13th, 2010
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Ryanair has followed up its controversial move of charging for use of their toilets by announcing that customers can make real economies if they choose to fly the planes themselves.
Posted: Mar 20th, 2010
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Travellers on low-cost airline Ryanair are reporting significantly increased levels of satisfaction after being able to make in-flight calls from their mobile phones to register their disgust at standards of customer service.
Posted: Apr 2nd, 2009
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