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Vettel’s dreams of F1 glory dashed after locking himself out of car
‘Before I realised what I’d done I’d slammed the door shut with the keys inside. What an idiot! I couldn’t believe it. It was so embarrassing.’ [read...]
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People with Teutonic surnames urged to stay away from ski resorts
With the recent spate of accidents involving German nationals, ski resort officials and safety experts are urging anyone with a Teutonic sounding surname to stay off the slopes.
‘Whether your name is Schmidt, [read...]
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Top Gear producers angrily deny any resemblance to Last of the Summer Wine
‘Our programme features three old gits at odds with the modern world who retreat into a second childhood. How on earth is that similar to Last of the Summer Wine?’ [read...]