Roly-poly funster and unbelievably, Prime Minister, Boris Johnson, today announced his secret weapon to get a last minute Brexit deal from the European Union. Rumour has it that Johnson is in secret talks with the ghost of the late Rod Hull to take over from David Frost as Chief Brexit Negotiator. [read...]
[Triumphal music and fanfares as Theresa May and her Cabinet ride coconuts into the scene outside the walls of the European Commission]
May: Halt! Hello! Hello!
Barnier: ‘Allo! Who is zis?
May: It is Prime Minister May, [read...]
MPs who fought tooth and nail to remove the UK’s ability to challenge the EU in the ECJ have said that, if we hadn’t, the ECJ would definitely find the EU in breach it’s obligations toward the UK if its intransigence denies us a good Brexit deal. [read...]
Prime Minister Theresa May has successfully concluded Brexit negotiations on the first day that she took over them – but accidentally committed to remaining in the EU. ‘At first we were all slightly confused because she just kept repeating ‘Brexit means Brexit’, [read...]
David Might and his wife Trisha from Westminster have been camped out in a BMW garage showroom for three nights, trying to get a good deal on a second-hand BMW. ‘We’re not leaving until we get a good deal,’ [read...]