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Microsoft delays launch of Stephen Hawking Vista

Software giant Microsoft has admitted that the launch of the latest Stephen Hawking upgrade has had to be delayed due to problems with the new operating system, which keeps crashing whenever asked to calculate when the universe began.

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Posted: Jun 21st, 2008
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Microsoft’s environmental policy slammed as files from recycle bins are found on landfill sites

Photos and Word documents digitally shipped to the Far East to be printed out and discarded

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Posted: Aug 2nd, 2007
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Japanese soldier found hiding in Software License Agreement

‘The poor guy couldn’t believe that you no longer had to listen to that funny dial-up noise when you connected to the Internet.’

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Posted: Jun 19th, 2007
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Bill Gates stuns the world with ‘Cardigan 2007’

‘This cardigan marks a new era in smart-casual attire.’

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Posted: Apr 9th, 2007
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