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Former school prefect ‘at a loss’ as to how he amounted to nothing
James Blithe sailed through his high school exams in the mid-nineties with moderate effort during a summer of hope, skateboards and the SEGA MegaDrive. [read...]
Tagged mid-life crisis
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Cable only got into politics because of mid-life crisis
‘There I was, chief economist at Shell, good salary,’ said Cable, ‘but the second I hit the big 4-0 I knew it wasn’t enough. I needed some excitement in my life. Only becoming a Liberal Democrat MP could slake that thirst.’ [read...]
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Battered Philippines ‘grateful’ for Dimbleby tattoo
Typhoon survivors were given some respite today, when the UK’s media redirected their focus on a more newsworthy topic. As one orphan put it: ‘It helps put the loss of over 10,000 lives in perspective, [read...]
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New ‘Total Paunch’ magazine a huge hit with men
‘The features on ‘low definition abs’ and ’10 steps towards guaranteed sex after 10 pints of lager’ have literally changed my life, and I’ll be even happier after the divorce and the court case are over.’ [read...]