A Northamptonshire woman is recovering in hospital after getting lost in her local Waitrose and surviving on ‘filtered spring water and a daily free cup of coffee’, supplemented by berries from the breakfast aisle. ‘I became lost and disorientated somewhere around the sale items,’ [read...]
‘Many men over 35 years old and of Anglo origin see killing three or more people over a period of some months as ‘easy meat’.’ [read...]
The government has announced that a new supervisory authority will be established to monitor parental bragging rights. OfBoast will mainly seek to restore a level playing field in the market for offspring accomplishment, and will have a statutory duty to protect the public from child-centred gloating. [read...]
It’s a competitive world you know [read...]
A Derbyshire family were dismayed to discover an equally dismayed Burmese migrant inside a multi-pack of Malaccan-dredged tuna which they had just bought from a newly opened Lidl discount superstore. [read...]
