The government has announced that a new supervisory authority will be established to monitor parental bragging rights. OfBoast will mainly seek to restore a level playing field in the market for offspring accomplishment, and will have a statutory duty to protect the public from child-centred gloating. [read...]
It’s a competitive world you know [read...]
A Derbyshire family were dismayed to discover an equally dismayed Burmese migrant inside a multi-pack of Malaccan-dredged tuna which they had just bought from a newly opened Lidl discount superstore. [read...]
An independent enquiry has revealed that grocery retailer Lidl has become a gateway store, leading the middle classes to try harder discounters like Netto and Poundland. Well-heeled shoppers are enticed in with cut-price flowers and the smell of fresh ciabatta, [read...]
Regular listeners to Radio 4 may be in for a shock next Tuesday, as the station is to conduct an experiment that’s never been attempted on the station. [read...]
