Fans of extremely self-absorbed rich people are celebrating after a middle-aged couple from London, Dorset, Melton Mowbray and London again, finally achieved the long sought-after Holy Grail of TV property porn.
Richard and Venetia Hume-Walker, [read...]
A government source has revealed that the inevitable embarrassing reversal over free school meals is being fast-tracked over fears that working class kids might be ‘getting funny ideas about social mobility’. ‘We were quite happy letting cafes and community groups across the country to do our job for us,’ [read...]
A high profile Premier League footballer has revealed his desire to come clean about his middle class roots. He told Gary Lineker: ‘I thought I had muddied the waters enough by having football cliché and anti-elocution lessons to learn me how to speak well-proper like my team-mates and that. [read...]
Following on from its recent ‘exciting’ news to cease giving customers a free coffee, upmarket supermarket Waitrose has identified other ways to please customers. ‘Providing change is just an irritant, don’t you agree?’ asked Shona, [read...]
A middle class couple from Chiswick, west London, have bought the whole county of Yorkshire. ‘We’d been thinking for a while we needed more space, what with a second child on the way,’ said Annabel Williamson. [read...]
