Pompeii could have been saved from the magma waves if the authorities had done more to protect its buildings than stack piles of surplus slaves up in front of the doors, local residents claimed yesterday. [read...]
The initiative promises to relieve thousands of recession-hit families from the shame of putting out budget-brand alcohol containers in their recycling bins this Christmas. [read...]
Amy Higgins faced a race against time yesterday with the cistern of a downstairs lavatory in Surrey, after a single flush at an intimate dinner party for six proved itself not up to the job. [read...]
Middle class families around the UK have reacted with anger and bafflement at news that the global environmental crisis continues unabated.
“I just don’t understand it,” said Publishing Consultant Ruben Shepherd. “we really pulled out all of the stops; [read...]
Western troops in northeastern Libya are reported to have uncovered evidence that Colonel Gaddafi has been illicitly manufacturing supermarket carrier bags to be shipped to the UK and other countries to menace middle-class neighbourhoods. [read...]