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State of Anarchy in the Middle East fails to attract Anarchists

Despite a golden dawn for chaos and violence, many self-proclaimed Anarchists seem unwilling to visit the new melting pot of human values.

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Posted: Jul 14th, 2014
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British volunteers to be weekend warriors in Iraq

Taking its cure from the British Ministry of Defence, ISIS is to form its own Territorial Army. Volunteers will fly out to Syria or Iraq on the Friday evening and return on Monday morning. To avoid Ryanair’s hefty prices for extra baggage, especially assault rifles, grenades and rocket launchers, these will be picked upon arrival in Iraq.

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Posted: Jun 30th, 2014
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Tony Blair launches massive airbrush strike on Iraq

Former UK prime minister Tony Blair has launched a massive air-brush strike on the causes of the violent insurgency now gripping Iraq.

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Posted: Jun 16th, 2014
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West warns Moslem world to ignore Blairite extremists

‘Mr Blair talking about the dangers of not taking action in the Middle East is like a child telling you the dangers of not buying them sweets,’ a UN statement said.

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Posted: Apr 25th, 2014
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Middle East Conflict resolved by a group hug

‘It’s all so silly really when you think about it. It’s only religion, history and land; what’s to fall out about?’

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Posted: Apr 22nd, 2014
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