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Peace envoy Blair steps in and threatens Gaddafi with an ASBO

'those who seek to oppress innocents for their own personal gain must be stopped' says Gaddafi Tony Blair, the United Nations’ Middle East envoy has broken his silence on the tense situation in Libya by calling for tough sanctions against Colonel Gaddafi such as the introduction of an ASBO.

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Posted: Feb 25th, 2011
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Mubarak accepts new job as Middle East Peace Envoy

'Just watch the fugger go' says Blair‘I will do whatever I can to help any fledgling democracy by facilitating an orderly transition to dictatorship.’

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Posted: Feb 13th, 2011
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Iran completes construction of Death Star

'these are not the excuses you are looking for'‘The Death Star will be used for entirely peaceful purposes. Israel has no reason to worry about our new novelty paperweight.’

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Posted: Aug 30th, 2010
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Israelis and Palestinians kick-off world leaders exchange programme

‘It’ll be nice just to hang out with the Palestinians for a while’

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Posted: Jan 14th, 2009
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Terry Waite reunited with radiator

‘I’ve dreamt about this moment for a long time.’

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Posted: Dec 7th, 2007
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