The news written by you…

Posts Tagged ‘Middle East’

West warns Moslem world to ignore Blairite extremists

‘Mr Blair talking about the dangers of not taking action in the Middle East is like a child telling you the dangers of not buying them sweets,’ a UN statement said.

Read more >

Posted: Apr 25th, 2014
More from News In Brief

World peace a step closer as Obama, Rouhani trade knock-knock jokes

avoided any jokes about racial, political stereotypes in this crucial first meetingIn a momentous turn of events, tensions in the Middle East appear to have eased considerably after the presidents of Iran and the US swapped knock-knock jokes for the first time in 35 years.

Read more >

Posted: Sep 29th, 2013
More from World News

Pope gets bigger oar to stick into Middle East conflict

'Who said the Catholic church was up shit creek without a paddle, eh?'Levels of papal interference in international affairs is set to rise this week, with the unveiling in the Vatican of a bigger, more-eye catching papal oar, shortly to be stuck into the global argument about the Middle East.

Read more >

Posted: Sep 6th, 2013
More from Faith, Politics

Israel to build settlements ‘up William Hague’s nose’

And was Jerusalem, buildeth thar....The Israeli government has announced its intention to build 1000 new dwellings up William Hague’s nose. Foreign Secretary William Hague says he is ‘monitoring the situation’ but told the Commons ‘further action could upset the balance in the Middle East at a difficult time, and despite personal discomfort, and the alleged illegality of the building, we think the best option is to maintain calm and keep a watchful eye on developments in my nose.’

Read more >

Posted: Aug 14th, 2013
More from World News

Middle East crisis solved on Twitter

Netanyahu still hasn't been toldThere were jubilant scenes across the Middle East last night, as the bitter dispute between Israel and its Arab neighbours finally ended, thanks to a series of Tweets from two individuals on opposite sides of the argument.

Read more >

Posted: Dec 7th, 2012
More from World News