The President’s controversial policy of separating migrant children from their parents and keeping them in cages, has been fully supported by the mixed martial-arts fraternity and the makers of galvanised chain-link fencing. The hope is that these children will grow up with the requisite skills of a cage fighter; [read...]
Home Secretary Amber Rudd claims she had no idea that the hours of darkness – the hours that last from early evening to early morning (known as night) would be followed later by much brighter, [read...]
British retailers were tonight celebrating the launch of a new fashion brand; soaked in the blood, sweat and tears of child refugees, but with a cheeky hint of haute couture. Fashionistas have rushed to purchase ‘off the boat’ [read...]
Experts think the herd drifted off course while looking for food and warn it could stampede if threatened, destroying everything in its path. [read...]
Autumn today announced that it would continue in its role of Season-In-Chief, amid growing concerns for the state of the country following Summer’s retirement. [read...]
