MoD announces Trident to be replaced by two men in a boat, rowing
In light of spending cuts, it has been confirmed that the UK’s ageing ballistic missile defence system will be replaced by an ‘alternatively-powered ecological surface solution’.
Posted: Oct 17th, 2010
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