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British Army to disband Royal Milk Tray Regiment

Defence Secretary Philip Hammond has today announced that the Royal Milk Tray Regiment is to be disbanded with immediate effect. The regiment, famed for their daring heroics in delivering boxes of chocolates to ladies who loved Milk Tray, had fallen out of favour with the public and the MoD, and had seen little active service of late.

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Posted: Aug 29th, 2012
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News of the World apologises to Dowlers by breaking in, leaving box of Milk Tray in kitchen

‘We wanted to do something with a personal touch,’ said Rebekah Brooks, CEO of News International, ‘and nothing says sorry like a smashed window and a man dressed all in black fleeing from your property.’

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Posted: Jul 6th, 2011
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Milk Tray Man beaten to death after delivering chocolates to Vinnie Jones’ wife

‘Milk Tray Man’, the suave, enigmatic individual who has taken it upon himself to deliver individual boxes of chocolates to women across the UK since 1968, died in tragic circumstances yesterday after apparently attempting to break into Vinnie Jones’ bedroom to deliver chocolates to Mrs Jones.

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Posted: Dec 30th, 2009
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