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Church of England ‘forces women into bobble hats’

the Devil doesn't wear Pom PomsThe Church of England confirmed yesterday that it will soon require female adherents to cover their heads in public, and that the covering should be ‘fluffy, preferably woollen, with a pom-pom on top’.

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Posted: Mar 29th, 2013
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Worcester family becomes first ever to use new camping set a second time

The dramatic breakthrough contravenes the long-established Millets’ Law which holds that expensive camping gear bought with the best of intentions will only ever be used once.

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Posted: Jul 3rd, 2011
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