David Cameron has announced that, as part of the Big Society, British citizens will be allowed to kill any student on minimum wage who accosts them in the street, pretends he is working for Save the Squid and treats them as their greatest friend on Earth.
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Now unashamedly trousering another 7 pence for every hour – every single hour, that he works.
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