Stealth bribe technology lands Britain Eurofighter deal with India
Superior home-grown stealth technology has made the necessary bribes undetectable to conventional systems.
Posted: Nov 9th, 2010
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Grand Old Duke of York ‘livid’ at army cuts
The Grand Old Duke of York reacted with fury last night as it was announced that his fighting force of 10,000 men may be drastically cut back. ‘A cut of 25% could destroy morale – 7,500 men marching around just looks silly,’ he said.
Posted: Oct 20th, 2010
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MoD announces Trident to be replaced by two men in a boat, rowing
In light of spending cuts, it has been confirmed that the UK’s ageing ballistic missile defence system will be replaced by an ‘alternatively-powered ecological surface solution’.
Posted: Oct 17th, 2010
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M.O.D warned that emphasis on heroes is undermining cowardly soldiers
‘We’re creating a culture where armed forces personnel who make it back in one piece are viewed as somehow less capable than those who haven’t.’
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