A Luton man has identified the face of a woman he found on a slice of toasted cheese as ‘maybe one of the Spice Girls’ or ‘someone off the telly’, rather than the Virgin Mary, thus turning down the opportunity to sell his story to the tabloids, or create a lucrative website, or transform his small, semi-detached house into a shrine for gullible Catholics.
Posted: Dec 3rd, 2012
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Fans of the BBC’s popular ‘Masterchef – The Deities’ series were left reeling last night as odds-on favourite Jesus Christ fell at the last hurdle, handing victory on a plate to rank outsider Buddha.
It was jubilation as usual in Paradise today as our Lord and Saviour Jesus Christ discovered an image of Percy and Ethel Renfrew, of Penge, formed by the more burnt parts on a slice of celestial toast.
Posted: Jun 14th, 2009
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Mary’s local priest was very interested to see the image of the semi-naked woman, he even asked to be left alone for a while to contemplate the religious meaning of ‘The Lady in the Bra’.
Posted: Jan 30th, 2008
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