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Republicans ask why rape pregnancy is God’s will but winning election isn’t

Less than a day after Mitt Romney was defeated by Barack Obama, Republicans have already started the campaign post-mortem. After agreeing that the candidate, policies, and campaign strategy were faultless, the blame was laid entirely at God’s door.

Romney strategist Karl Rove pulled no punches: ‘When God is required to do nothing, like standing by and watching a rape victim get impregnated, he excels. But when God is required to do something, like ensure Mitt Romney wins the election, he is asleep at the wheel.’

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Posted: Nov 8th, 2012
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BBC finds US man who actually cares what British think of his country’s election

man simply adores the One ShowThe BBC has discovered an American who actually cares what the British think about who wins the US presidential election.

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Posted: Nov 6th, 2012
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US baby kissing ring exposed

thank heaven, for little republicans...America is in shock today as a major baby kissing ring involving prominent politicians was exposed on CBS documentary Newsnight. The scandal reaches across both party and racial lines, with Republican and Democratic politicians of both black and white ethnicity said to be in the ring. Estimates are that as many as 30,000 babies may have been kissed in the last few days alone.

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Posted: Nov 5th, 2012
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US election mainly about bum sex

they don't like it up 'emAs the US presidential election campaign enters its last days, pollsters say the result is still on a knife-edge. Whilst flag worship remains an issue for some, the electorate is split almost evenly over the crucial question or whether or not the right of people with the same number of penises or vaginas as each other to make their relationship official is any of their fucking business.

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Posted: Nov 4th, 2012
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Mitt Romney to enter sea and ‘punch Hurricane Sandy’s lights out’

With only a few days left to the election, Romney’s team still believe he can deliver a knockout blow – to President Obama as well as 800,000 metric tonnes of water.

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Posted: Oct 30th, 2012
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