The UK’s goats, cripples and single women can once again expect to be burdened with all of the nation’s sins and then cast out into the wilderness, or sometimes sacrificed, now that membership of the EU can no longer be blamed. [read...]
Worried about dissenting employees? Nervous about the competition? Want more respect in business? No problem! Just follow this handy guide. Hold a ‘hand-kissing’ ceremony for all employees Start as you mean to go on. Line up all of your employees and family (no favouritism!) to pay their respects by kissing your hand. [read...]
A spokesman for the Cannelloni family in Genoa, who we are legally obliged to say play absolutely no role in the running of the city, has apologised today for the collapse of the Morandi Bridge, [read...]
Mafia chieftains in New York have expressed dismay at recent comparisons with new White House communications chief, Anthony ‘The Mooch’ Scaramucci, whose behaviour has been likened in some quarters to that of a mobster following his recent foul-mouthed attack on fellow high-ranking members of the Trump administration. [read...]
Former papal butler Paolo Gabriele has broken down in an Italian court and begged to be locked up, after receiving threats from the Vatican to ‘make that scene from Reservoir Dogs look like a Harvest f*cking Festival.’ [read...]
