NewsBiscuit

The news written by you…

Posts Tagged ‘MoD’

Robert Peston deployed to Afghanistan as a manned drone

He's NEV-er seen ANythinggg! LIKE it‘Peston’s role will be to reconnoitre enemy terrain, identify Taliban insurgents and then subdue them by talking for hours in his excruciatingly slow, dull monotone,’ explained the Defence Secretary.

Read more >

Posted: Jul 12th, 2012
More from UK News



It’s not unlike ‘Eric and Ernie’, insists Liam Fox

'He brings me sunshine, through his smile'“Often I’ll be reading important defence papers, wot I wrote, and he’ll just sit there quietly smoking his pipe.”

Read more >

Posted: Oct 8th, 2011
More from Politics



Ministry of Defence ‘mislays’ small war

Following an auditor’s report that the Ministry of Defence lost track of assets worth £6.3bn, embarrassed officials confirmed last night that the department had also managed to mislay a small war it was conducting.

Read more >

Posted: Jul 6th, 2011
More from News In Brief



‘Choice’ at the heart of MoD reforms

From as early as 2013 countries in need of liberty, freedom and democracy will no longer have these changes delivered by an invading force. Instead they will be provided with the finance needed to purchase liberation services from whatever source provides the best value.

Read more >

Posted: Mar 4th, 2011
More from News In Brief



Stealth bribe technology lands Britain Eurofighter deal with India

bid included flock wallpaperSuperior home-grown stealth technology has made the necessary bribes undetectable to conventional systems.

Read more >

Posted: Nov 9th, 2010
More from World News