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Charles to take gap year before succeeding to throne?

As his succession draws nearer, Prince Charles fears that 66 years may not be enough time preparation for being monarch and is considering taking a year of ‘chilling out’ in some far-flung corner of the Empire beforehand, sleeping till midday in a cheap hostel and smoking skunk.

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Posted: Mar 4th, 2015
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Henry VIII may have lied on his Match.com profile

may have 'a bit of a past'Sixteenth-century ladies are being warned against answering online personal dating ads from kings of England after a woman married a man she met online, only to find that he had been married five times before.

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Posted: Oct 3rd, 2014
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Violent protests outside French Embassies after Middleton pictures published

The French Embassy in South Kensington was in flames last night after being overrun by English protesters unhappy with the treatment of Kate Middleton, a public figure venerated locally as a saint.

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Posted: Sep 14th, 2012
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Palace launches Queen 2.0

But critics say they are disappointed that the new model looks exactly the same as Queen 1.0 except that it seems to be getting smaller.

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Posted: Mar 21st, 2012
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What Queen actually needs is a stiff drink, insists Palace

After Prince Harry claimed that the Queen relies on the love and support of The Duke of Edinburgh, Buckingham Palace has rebuked him publicly and insisted that she actually relies on a steady supply of gin to get her through the tedious business of reigning over us.

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Posted: Feb 4th, 2012
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