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Obama proposes gun control for under-threes and monkeys

Barack Obama has controversially announced measures to limit firearm access for the under-threes. US citizens under the age of three may soon be limited to the ownership of four fire-arms per child, and monkeys could be left without weaponry entirely.

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Posted: Jan 6th, 2014
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Longleat monkeys finally complete Vauxhall Astra Project

After five years of hard work the monkeys of Longleat Safari Park have put the finishing touches to a metallic blue Vauxhall Astra.

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Posted: Aug 27th, 2012
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Chimp develops class consciousness

‘blames Margaret Thatcher for almost everything’

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Posted: Apr 3rd, 2011
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Commonwealth Games Opening and Closing Ceremonies combined to save everyone the bother

There was immense relief last night when it was confirmed that the 2010 Commonwealth Games in New Delhi is be shortened to simply consist of a spectacular and colourful Opening Ceremony followed immediately by an impressive and moving Closing Ceremony.

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Posted: Sep 30th, 2010
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Dogs, monkeys failing to build on success of early space missions

gave up the lead for a bowl of pedigree chum‘When they beat us into space, I think we all assumed it was a matter of time before you had poodles and marmosets on the moon‘

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Posted: Jun 20th, 2010
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