Deryck, a 14-year-old West African Common Chimpanzee, recognises that the history of all hitherto existing societies is nothing more than the history of class struggle.
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There was immense relief last night when it was confirmed that the 2010 Commonwealth Games in New Delhi is be shortened to simply consist of a spectacular and colourful Opening Ceremony followed immediately by an impressive and moving Closing Ceremony.
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‘When they beat us into space, I think we all assumed it was a matter of time before you had poodles and marmosets on the moon‘
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The mathematical community has been left underwhelmed as the result of the monkeys’ massed labours was finally revealed to be a mid-week installment of Hollyoaks as opposed to the expected Complete Works of Shakespeare.
Posted: Nov 10th, 2009
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A long-anticipated new literary work was slammed as ‘creatively derivative and uninspiring’ by critics this week after publishers released the debut collection from 28 monkeys locked in a room with typewriters. ‘They’ve just copied Shakespeare word for word!’ complained Times critic Justin Keelar, ‘Is it ironic? A statement? I don’t get it’.
Posted: Mar 28th, 2009
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