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Man on moon in John Lewis ad wanted for questioning

The man who lives on the moon in a shack in the latest Christmas advert for John Lewis is said to be wanted for questioning by Operation Yewtree over his relationship with the child featured in the advert. ‘Clearly there is something not quite right here’, said a police spokesman.

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Posted: Nov 12th, 2015
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Chinese lunar rover finds no evidence of American moon landings

masters of the universeA report from the Chinese state news agency Xinhua has confirmed that China’s mission to the moon hasn’t found a single scrap of evidence that Americans were ever there.

Photographs of the lunar surface taken while the ‘Jade Rabbit’ probe was in orbit and further investigations on the ground have now been analysed and show that areas where US landings were thought to have taken place reveal a surface untouched by man, and no sign of any golf activity whatsoever.

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Posted: Dec 19th, 2013
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Iain Duncan Smith slams ‘gravity cheats’

The government believes that too many people have come to rely on the state for support, resulting in a soaring bill for walking sticks and crutches.

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Posted: Feb 24th, 2013
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Southern Rail ‘to put woman on Moon’ by 2015

Southern Railway has announced a bold plan to put a person on the Moon by 2015. Service Delivery Director James Burt said ‘a colleague has worked out that if you piled up all the discarded copies of the Metro and Evening Standard you could make a very high tower indeed.’

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Posted: Aug 12th, 2011
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‘Moon on a stick by 2015’ says upbeat Cameron

public sector to live on the dark side‘I am delighted to announce that the ‘Stick’ part of the plan is currently in its final stages, and will be unveiled early next month. We now just need to attach it to the moon.’

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Posted: Mar 31st, 2011
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