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Politicians to replace faulty moral compass with new Ethical Sat Nav

Members of Parliament need never get lost againMPs are preparing for the arrival of a new piece of wearable technology that will help them navigate difficult terrain and always guide them towards the high moral ground.

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Posted: Dec 27th, 2014
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Bob Diamond’s sense of shame found by electron microscope

The team took over six months to develop the machinery capable of the necessary accuracy to find the compass, which measured three nanometres across at its widest.

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Posted: Feb 7th, 2013
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Archaeologists hail unearthing of Chris Huhne’s moral compass

Artist's impression of how Mr Huhne might have looked ten years agoInvestigators have announced the discovery of the fragments of Chris Huhne’s moral compass under a car park in Southwark.

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Posted: Feb 5th, 2013
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Missing Prime Minister found alive in wilderness

A 58-year-old British prime minister missing for two years has been found alive. Gordon Brown, from Glasgow, Scotland, went missing in Westminster’s political jungle shortly after taking assuming his new role two years ago.

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Posted: Jul 16th, 2009
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