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Waitrose to go door-to-door making people cry in ‘targeted’ Christmas campaign

This child is later shown being sent back down t'pitWaitrose have announced that they are eschewing the traditional TV Christmas ad campaign; instead, they have unveiled ‘(an) individually-tailored campaign of lachrymosity.’

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Posted: Nov 16th, 2014
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Supermarkets on the offensive as ‘BOGOF’ becomes ‘POOFACE’

Britain’s supermarkets, recognising that referring to ‘Buy One Get One Free’ as ‘BOGOF’ has seen the term enter into everyday parlance, are reportedly ‘going on the offensive’ to find new, catchy ways of insulting their customers.

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Posted: Oct 7th, 2012
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Tesco add suspense to the weekly shop with ‘What’s wrong with the trolley?’ quiz

Customers can choose from a range of replies including ‘Nothing’, ‘Veers to the left’, ‘Contains soiled nappy’, ‘One wheel jammed’, and ‘Won’t take my pound coin’.

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Posted: Feb 11th, 2011
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One million people fail new ‘you should be richer’ target

‘From today, we believe everyone should be rich enough to shop at Morrisons,’ said Chancellor George Osborne.

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Posted: Dec 17th, 2010
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