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Ancient cave graffiti confirms man’s obsession with drawing moustaches on things

cavemen apparently loved knob gagsA medieval hunting forest in rural Essex has given up its secrets to a team of archaeologists this week after six caves, previously hidden for millennia by tree growth and fallen rock, unveiled an impressive collection of ancient drawings and ‘hilarious graffiti’.

The prehistoric doodles prove that man has enjoyed scribbling moustaches and novelty eye-patches on other people’s work for ‘thousands of years’.

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Posted: Nov 24th, 2013
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Paxman determined to win Movember

Jeremy Paxman will throw down the gauntlet to thousands of men planning to take part in the popular ‘Movember’ campaign next month. A recent dry run proved categorically that the TV presenter can grow a thick, rich and dense moustache ‘in a matter of hours’.

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Posted: Oct 31st, 2013
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Man ‘hurt and saddened’ that no one noticed he’s done Movember

‘It’s been over four weeks now, and not one person has tried to give me the new nickname ‘Magnum, PI’,’ complained the skinny strawberry blond. ‘It’s just not very supportive. One person did ask me ‘what’s that on your top lip?’ on Tuesday, but it turns out the biro I’d been chewing had broken, so I don’t think it counts.’

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Posted: Nov 30th, 2012
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Greek National Debt eradicated after bumper Movember takings

While the bail-out discussions were culminating, the Greek Government were clapping their hands in glee. Unbeknown to the EU, the entire Greek nation had taken part in Movember, where money is raised for moustache growing through the month. Usually it goes to charity, but this year everything is going straight to the Greek government’s coffers.

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Posted: Nov 28th, 2011
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Selleck’s moustache killed in gun battle

Tom Selleck’s Magnum PI moustache, which starred with him in the hit 1980s TV series ‘Magnum PI’ died today in a gun battle with a Los Angeles SWAT team

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Posted: Nov 27th, 2009
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