The police and RSPCA uncovered a secret Jason Statham farm yesterday. Over two hundred Jason Stathams were taken into care, and several had to be humanely destroyed.
Posted: Sep 14th, 2011
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Stephen Fry, who is writing the screenplay for the remake of the classic Dam Busters movie, has announced that to avoid controversy, the name of the squadron’s dog will be changed from the ‘N-word’ to ‘Cuntface’, it was announced yesterday.
Posted: Jun 12th, 2011
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‘Why couldn’t they have made the whole thing as simple as ‘Titanic’?’ said Jack, who has watched ‘Memento’ on DVD more than 50 times without understanding it.
Posted: Aug 9th, 2010
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‘Cassie said she hadn’t watched a good 5-tissue movie for ages, so I was off to Blockbuster like Usain Bolt,’ said Aaron. Sadly his choice of ‘Jism-Drinking Chingford Vixens’ wasn’t quite the type of tear-jerker she’d had in mind.
Posted: May 9th, 2010
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A new show on BBC about a disillusioned Vietnam vet who becomes a killing machine, and gets all the pussy he can handle, has proved a massive disappointment with war movie buffs.
Instead of witnessing punks get blown away, the BBC screened a show about an animal doctor in modern day Ho Chi Min.
‘He seemed to be either in regional health committee meetings, or putting down old cats,” complained a furious viewer.
Posted: Jul 18th, 2009
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