An ardent fan of the 1980’s movie Pretty Woman has today admitted that her life as a ‘sex worker’ has so far failed to live up to its on-screen portrayal.
Posted: Dec 4th, 2012
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The police and RSPCA uncovered a secret Jason Statham farm yesterday. Over two hundred Jason Stathams were taken into care, and several had to be humanely destroyed.
Posted: Sep 14th, 2011
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‘You just can’t have a modern movie shown in the US with a dog called the N-word,’ said writer Stephen Fry. ‘Instead I decided that ‘Cuntface’ had the right melange of wit and edginess.’
Posted: Jun 13th, 2011
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‘Why couldn’t they have made the whole thing as simple as ‘Titanic’?’ said Jack, who has watched ‘Memento’ on DVD more than 50 times without understanding it.
Posted: Aug 9th, 2010
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‘Cassie said she hadn’t watched a good 5-tissue movie for ages, so I was off to Blockbuster like Usain Bolt,’ said Aaron. Sadly his choice of ‘Jism-Drinking Chingford Vixens’ wasn’t quite the type of tear-jerker she’d had in mind.
Posted: May 9th, 2010
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