An ardent fan of the 1980’s movie Pretty Woman has today admitted that her life as a ‘sex worker’ has so far failed to live up to its on-screen portrayal. [read...]
‘Why couldn’t they have made the whole thing as simple as ‘Titanic’?’ said Jack, who has watched ‘Memento’ on DVD more than 50 times without understanding it. [read...]
‘Cassie said she hadn’t watched a good 5-tissue movie for ages, so I was off to Blockbuster like Usain Bolt,’ said Aaron. Sadly his choice of ‘Jism-Drinking Chingford Vixens’ wasn’t quite the type of tear-jerker she’d had in mind. [read...]
A new show on BBC about a disillusioned Vietnam vet who becomes a killing machine, and gets all the pussy he can handle, has proved a massive disappointment with war movie buffs.
Instead of witnessing punks get blown away, [read...]