NewsBiscuit

The news written by you…

Posts Tagged ‘MP’

Pavements to be made from mulch

‘Dog ends, ciggy packets, vomit and, of course, copious dog shit, that’s what the public thinks is suitable for leaving on the pavement,’ said the newly appointed Pavements Minister, Sebastian Fanshaw MP. ‘And no pavement has seen a sweeper in years, so no wonder we’re constantly slipping on part-composted crap.’

Read more >

Posted: Sep 23rd, 2014
More from News In Brief



Nonces ‘appalled’ by allegations that some might be MPs

‘I haven’t been able to sleep since these allegations started. What will my family think of me? I can’t leave my own home – kids have painted ‘MP scum’ on my front door.

Read more >

Posted: Jul 21st, 2014
More from News In Brief



Campaigners call for national register of MPs

'We need protecting from these people'Research suggests at least 646 MPs are operating in the UK, causing many to worry that political activity could be happening on their doorsteps.

Read more >

Posted: Jul 8th, 2014
More from From The Archives



Keith Vaz urges middle-aged white males to face up to serial killing problem

'it's a problem which whitey needs to address'‘Many men over 35 years old and of Anglo origin see killing three or more people over a period of some months as ‘easy meat’.’

Read more >

Posted: Jan 8th, 2011
More from Politics



Daily Telegraph in sting by man posing as a government minister

‘We believed the man we were talking to was Vince Cable, the Business Secretary, but it turned out it was this other Vince Cable, who is just a nutty Liberal Democrat politician,’ the paper’s political correspondent Jim Green said.

Read more >

Posted: Jan 2nd, 2011
More from News In Brief