‘Ousted MP glut will lead to benefits crisis’, warns DWP
The Department for Work and Pensions has warned that the country’s benefits system is in danger of collapse as ex-MPs struggle to find employment outside Westminster and have to turn to state handouts.
Posted: May 8th, 2010
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