Killing your boss may be a better career move than sucking up to him, a new study by a leading recruitment think tank claims. ‘Anyone seriously interested in advancing their career should be investing in a meat cleaver or a length of lead piping,’ [read...]
Updated training in performing exaggerated slow hand-claps just after a detective has painstakingly revealed to the assembled cast how you committed your crime will become compulsory for villains in TV cop drama from Autumn 2020, [read...]
Gun sales are skyrocketing across the US and millions of Bibles are being recalled today, after the Sixth Commandment was exposed as the most embarrassing mistake in religious history. [read...]
ITV bosses professed themselves surprised, since the magazine-stye breakfast show has never before employed foreign correspondents, and Morgan is thought to have no particular knowledge of Saudi Arabia beyond a certainty that however his mate Donald Trump is handling the country is 100% right. [read...]
If you want to be brutally murdered in the Saudi embassy in Paris, you may have to wait seven hours. In Berlin, those who wish to be quietly and tragically assassinated in the Saudi Embassy there may face overnight delays. [read...]
