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Leveson Inquiry delayed to allow time to appoint Parseltongue translator

‘We can’t go on like this any longer,’ Lord Leveson declared. ‘I only asked her to confirm her name and position, and her eyes immediately rolled back into her head and she started whispering ‘Si a-hashii’eth’ over and over.’

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Posted: May 11th, 2012
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Rebekah Brooks ‘was lent a police force’

showered it with sugarlumps‘It’s common for creaky old police resources to be loaned out to anyone who will look after them properly. I had no concerns that editors of the News of the World would see the force go short of anything.’

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Posted: Mar 3rd, 2012
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Sun on Sunday ‘huge success’ says Sun on Monday

The Sun newspaper has hailed the highly successful introduction of the Sun on Sunday, calling the first edition of a paper identical to an existing paper, but released on a different day, ‘an historic moment’.

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Posted: Feb 28th, 2012
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A-Team branch out into odd jobs as soldier-of-fortune business hits hard times

they love it when a living room comes together‘I only called to enquire about having my kitchen ceiling painted and some doors hung, but I later agreed to have my car armour-plated too.’

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Posted: Jan 9th, 2012
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Rebekah Brooks unresigns

checking voice mails again‘It is totally inconceivable that I could have known anything about my resignation,’ said Ms Brooks. ‘Clearly I cannot be held responsible for any decision to resign because when I made it I was only in charge, and anyway I was probably on holiday at the time.’

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Posted: Jul 15th, 2011
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