One store manager from Peterborough said: ‘It had become such a problem that something really needed to be done about it. I’ve lost so many good staff in recent years as all too often a customer will be trying out a guitar and then, [read...]
What began as a series of barely audible warning noises, has quickly become a front runner for the prestigious music prize in the UK, the Brit Awards. Having recently been painted black by its stylist, [read...]
Grime music is pure shite, according to a report commissioned by the BPI. Author Dr Darius Morgan from the Royal College of Music said: ‘Although I had an inkling that perhaps Grime was shite but I wanted to be dispassionate and totally professional in my assessment as part of the evaluation process. [read...]
Rumours that Everton FC manager Big Sam Allardyce is to take over at struggling R Kelly have been confirmed. With a multi-million dollar deal penned, the Midlands troubleshooter has agreed to try and save the artist from being relegated from Spotify Premier. [read...]
Members of Swedish power pop quartet Abba have agreed to end their 35-year standoff and work together to rid the charts and radio airwaves of all non-Swedish pop. The group met in a specially-constructed building halfway up Agnetha’s driveway, [read...]
