Not to be outdone by their neighbours from across the Pennines, the cast of Emmerdale have released an 18-song UK grime album entitled ‘Da Dalez’. This was done in retaliation to the rap video released by Coronation Street’s Tommy Duckworth, [read...]
‘I’ve lost count of the times I’ve caught office staff getting on with their work while shamelessly listening to 4’33”.’ [read...]
‘Maybe George’s best years were behind him, but clearly the man who butchered Bohemian Rhapsody and an excess of information on whether he likes a ‘finger up his butt’ never had any to begin with.’ [read...]
The squalid conditions of the Calais migrant camp make it the ideal venue for another Glastonbury-style festival, according to experts. Surveyors of the site see similarities between the misery and degradation encountered at British music festivals and have concluded that all the area is missing is a few low-rent indie bands. [read...]
Internationally renowned folk mantra group The Hare Krishnas announced today that they are splitting up. The announcement was made by the group’s manager Ramai Swami during a hastily arranged press conference in New York, the group’s Western birth place. [read...]
