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Calais migrant camp to host new music festival
Same squalor, just missing a few indie bands [read...]
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Morrissey children’s album flops
Former Smiths frontman Morrissey says he is ‘currently contemplating the warm, welcoming embrace of early retirement’ after his album of songs for children ‘Hello Young Persons Everywhere’ failed to chart this weekend. [read...]
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Soap opera rap tensions increase as Emmerdale cast release ‘Da Dalez’ grime album
Not to be outdone by their neighbours from across the Pennines, the cast of Emmerdale have released an 18-song UK grime album entitled ‘Da Dalez’. This was done in retaliation to the rap video released by Coronation Street’s Tommy Duckworth, [read...]
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John Cage ‘still being cheated out of royalties for his silent work’
‘I’ve lost count of the times I’ve caught office staff getting on with their work while shamelessly listening to 4’33”.’ [read...]
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Music world mourns continued life of Kanye West
‘Maybe George’s best years were behind him, but clearly the man who butchered Bohemian Rhapsody and an excess of information on whether he likes a ‘finger up his butt’ never had any to begin with.’ [read...]