Singer songwriter and lead guitarist Ricky Smythe ‘died of misadventure after choking on someone else’s vomit’ a coroner’s court concluded. In a case which makes medical history, the Coroner, Michael Smithson said: ‘Choking on one’s own vomit is, [read...]
The news is sure to be welcomed by dope-smoking daydreamers and airheads the length and breadth of the land, as it will no longer mean they have to hide their copies of Yes, Genesis and ELP albums for fear of being handed down lengthy prison terms. [read...]
In the face of some very stiff competition, Irish singing sensation Daniel O’Donnell, has been voted the world’s blandest music act ever in an online poll for readers of Saga Magazine. The clean-cut singer was understood to be in ‘great form altogether’ and ‘ecstatic after hearing the result’. [read...]
Veterans, historians and girls with retainers are united today in marking 1D-Day a day of remembrance for ‘our boys’ struggle to overcome lacklustre hair, no musical ability and the Nazi occupation of France. [read...]
One store manager from Peterborough said: ‘It had become such a problem that something really needed to be done about it. I’ve lost so many good staff in recent years as all too often a customer will be trying out a guitar and then, [read...]
