Antique technology enthusiast and compulsive hoarder from Swindon, Tony Savage, who has remained completely unimpressed by developments in modern digital technology since the 60s, is pleased to have suddenly found himself almost back at the cutting-edge when it comes to music, [read...]
Singer songwriter and lead guitarist Ricky Smythe ‘died of misadventure after choking on someone else’s vomit’ a coroner’s court concluded. In a case which makes medical history, the Coroner, Michael Smithson said: ‘Choking on one’s own vomit is, [read...]
The news is sure to be welcomed by dope-smoking daydreamers and airheads the length and breadth of the land, as it will no longer mean they have to hide their copies of Yes, Genesis and ELP albums for fear of being handed down lengthy prison terms. [read...]
In the face of some very stiff competition, Irish singing sensation Daniel O’Donnell, has been voted the world’s blandest music act ever in an online poll for readers of Saga Magazine. The clean-cut singer was understood to be in ‘great form altogether’ and ‘ecstatic after hearing the result’. [read...]
Veterans, historians and girls with retainers are united today in marking 1D-Day a day of remembrance for ‘our boys’ struggle to overcome lacklustre hair, no musical ability and the Nazi occupation of France. [read...]
