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Elton John to marry himself
Sir Elton John is to marry himself in what is expected to be one of the most glittering ceremonies ever seen. The marriage has thus far been disallowed on the basis that he is the same sex as himself, [read...]
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Spice Girls openly planning further atrocities
Shadowy all-female organisation The Spice Girls has issued a chilling warning to Britain and the world – they plan to carry out further musical attacks, and there is nothing anybody can do to stop them. [read...]
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Kate Bush to get back together
Kate Bush has announced that she is set to re-form and is planning to work together on new material. The news follows days of speculation after Bush posted a selfie on Twitter with the words ‘lovely to see this girl is alive and well’ [read...]
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‘Despacito’ follow up will be Auld Lang Syne, confirms Bieber
Justin Bieber has ended months of speculation and feverish anticipation today by confirming that his next single will be a remix of Robert Burns 1788 club classic Auld Lang Syne. The news has been welcomed by millions of people looking for a follow up tune to Despacito, [read...]
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Is London’s new T-Charge hitting the right £10 note?
In a bid to curb air and noise pollution in the centre of London petrol and diesel vehicles older than two Prince Georges are now subject to a levy called the T-charge, or Tenor Sax-charge. [read...]