The infamous rogue pooch Muttley, sidekick to villainous Dick Dastardly, is to be put down for aggressive and unnatural behaviour it has been revealed today. [read...]
Following Dick Dastardly’s dastardly plan to pop everyone else’s tyres yesterday, the leader of team ‘Le Batard’ has today painted a tunnel on a brick wall.
To everyone’s amazement, the peloton swept through this adhoc structure and on to the finish in the South West town of Pau. [read...]