NewsBiscuit

The news before it happens…

Posts Tagged ‘Narcissism’

Narcissist marries self in civil partnership ceremony

did the decent thing - he couldn't keep his hands off himselfIn the first case of its kind a 40 year old man has married himself in a small ceremony in Weston-super-mare and now intends to spend the rest of his life devoted to making himself the happiest man in the world.

Tony Clarke, a lifelong egomaniac was happily married for 18 years but always suspected something was wrong. ‘Over the years I started spending more time alone and when I caught my reflection I began to hold my gaze for a little longer each time before coquettishly turning away, I would spend hours talking to myself and found I had so much in common with me. Inevitably it wasn’t long before I started seeing myself behind my wife’s back and it quickly escalated into a torrid affair’.

Read more >

Posted: Nov 26th, 2009
More from Features