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Channel Tunnel NOT a gateway to Narnia
MoD forced to deny that Calais’ entrance to the UK is the portal to a fantasy kingdom of bounteous social benefits and friendly characters from classic British fiction. [read...]
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Narnia receives scathing TripAdvisor review
‘If we wanted talking animals with a tedious moral message we would have gone to Disneyland. Needless to say, we won’t be returning.’ [read...]
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‘Fruity wizards’ told to avoid Russia
The UK Foreign Office has advised all members of the Fellowship of the Ring not to travel to Russia, where new laws based on the belief that sexual orientation is determined by early exposure to fantasy novels, [read...]
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Boy mauled by lion in wardrobe
The child, who claims he was speaking to Jesus, remains in intensive care 13 hours after he was found scratched and bloodied in the upstairs bedroom of his rural home. His grandfather, Digory Kirke, says that doctors are optimistic that he will recover, [read...]
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British labour market flooded by workers from Narnia
‘Tesco aisles now full of speciality beaver food.’ [read...]