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Narnia receives scathing TripAdvisor review

it was all in the 400-page brochure, if only they'd looked‘If we wanted talking animals with a tedious moral message we would have gone to Disneyland. Needless to say, we won’t be returning.’

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Posted: Mar 25th, 2015
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‘Fruity wizards’ told to avoid Russia

The UK Foreign Office has advised all members of the Fellowship of the Ring not to travel to Russia, where new laws based on the belief that sexual orientation is determined by early exposure to fantasy novels, it is feared, may soon extend to ‘fruity wizards’, ‘effete elves’ and ‘dwarves in sailor suits’.

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Posted: Dec 13th, 2013
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Boy mauled by lion in wardrobe

The child, who claims he was speaking to Jesus, remains in intensive care 13 hours after he was found scratched and bloodied in the upstairs bedroom of his rural home. His grandfather, Digory Kirke, says that doctors are optimistic that he will recover, though is said to be unsure about the circumstances leading up to the attack.

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Posted: Nov 25th, 2013
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British labour market flooded by workers from Narnia

Fawn‘Tesco aisles now full of speciality beaver food.’

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Posted: Feb 7th, 2007
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