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Female astronaut fails to reverse park spacecraft in space station docking bay

male astronauts later failed to find her clitorisAfter the successful launch of a manned Delta IV heavy rocket into space and its orbit of the International Space Station, NASA scientists were faced with a potential catastrophe yesterday as flight engineer Natalie Schlimberg attempted to dock the ten-ton craft onto the space station.

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Posted: Nov 28th, 2012
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NASA space probe finds evidence of ‘more bloody stars’

even the spacecraft's had enough‘We’re on this planet and there are stars in every direction for millions and millions of miles’, said a NASA spokesman. ‘Who really cares?’

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Posted: Nov 27th, 2012
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Rover Curiosity finds man’s dentures on Mars

NASA’s Mars Rover Curiosity has made an extraordinary discovery when sifting through a bucket of dust it had scooped up for analysis. After a three-dimensional image was beamed back to Earth, the find was immediately recognised as an upper denture set. A comparison with a database of dental records soon traced this to the late Albert Postlethwaite, a resident of Sheffield in the 1930s.

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Posted: Nov 19th, 2012
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Isle of Wight joins the ‘cyberspace race’

Officials on the Isle of Wight have today announced they are going to attempt to send their first citizen into cyberspace.

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Posted: Nov 9th, 2012
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‘Out of control’ Mars Rover building sandcastles

really, really, really wants a donkey rideNasa scientists admit they’ve lost control over Curiosity since the Rover started to use its $50million robotic arm to skim pebbles across an ancient Martian sea.

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Posted: Oct 1st, 2012
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