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Man fulfilling lifetime ambition of becoming an astronaut ‘now sh*tting self’

Christ, that's a long way up...‘Suddenly remembered just going to the top of a multi-storey car park made him feel queasy’

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Posted: Oct 11th, 2014
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De-classified documents reveal 4th astronaut ‘accidentally left behind’ after first moon landing

bugger!In the wake of the 40th anniversary of Apollo 11’s historic mission to the moon, recently de-classified official US documents showed that the moon landing, previously considered an outright success for NASA, had in fact seen ‘an unfortunate moment of forgetfulness in an otherwise meticulously executed operation’ leading to Melvin Haines, the fourth astronaut on the Apollo crew, being left behind on the moon’s surface.

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Posted: Aug 29th, 2014
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Chinese to fake ‘fake moon landing’

Chinese space officials today admitted that they will be sending real astronauts to the moon, as it is ‘far easier’ than faking a moon-landing convincingly.

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Posted: Jan 21st, 2014
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Chinese lunar rover finds no evidence of American moon landings

masters of the universeA report from the Chinese state news agency Xinhua has confirmed that China’s mission to the moon hasn’t found a single scrap of evidence that Americans were ever there.

Photographs of the lunar surface taken while the ‘Jade Rabbit’ probe was in orbit and further investigations on the ground have now been analysed and show that areas where US landings were thought to have taken place reveal a surface untouched by man, and no sign of any golf activity whatsoever.

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Posted: Dec 19th, 2013
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Universal Credit to be exported to Mars

Ian Duncan Smith has unveiled plans to make the benefits system truly ‘universal’ by exporting it to Mars. The Department of Work and Pensions has been in secret talks with Imperial College London and NASA to launch a spacecraft, to be called the Debacle, next summer

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Posted: Dec 11th, 2013
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