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Mars Rover ‘inconsolable’ after discovering remains of predecessors

NASA’s billion dollar Mars exploration programme was in jeopardy last night after the ‘Curiousity’ Rover began behaving unpredictably, moments after discovering the scattered remnants of previous Mars Rovers.

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Posted: Sep 18th, 2012
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First Martian discovered sues Curiosity driver for whiplash

The first ever life form to be discovered on Mars has filed a personal injury claim against the driver of the Curiosity rover vehicle.

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Posted: Aug 23rd, 2012
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Rocket science ‘actually not that hard’, finds research

‘Our research found that the science is not hard at all,’ she said. ‘Working out which is the cheaper train ticket to buy is much more intellectually demanding.’

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Posted: Aug 13th, 2012
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Mars landing: not enough strings and pulleys says W Heath Robinson

‘The only piece of knotted string in evidence was the mission controller’s shoe lace. And where were the oversized ornate polished wood and brass levers?’ asked Mr Heath Robinson, who was the consultant on the failed Beagle 2 Mars Explorer in 2003.

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Posted: Aug 9th, 2012
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Earth landing ‘totally faked’, claim Martian conspiracy theorists

no way homeScientists on Mars faced fresh allegations last night that video footage of the famous 1985 Earth landing was, in fact, filmed entirely in a studio somewhere near Canal 67.

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Posted: Jul 15th, 2012
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