Tagged NASA
NASA faked water on Mars to help Matt Damon
NASA has admitted that it spent billions of dollars fabricating images of salt deposits on the planet Mars purely to bump ticket sales for Ridley Scott’s ‘The Martian’, though it has drawn a blank in fabricating acting talent for its star, [read...]
NASA blames slow WiFi for delay in Pluto photos
Frustrated engineers at NASA are still waiting for all images to be downloaded from the New Horizons probe due to low bandwidth and network problems in the Pluto area. [read...]
Earth landing ‘totally faked’, claim Martian conspiracy theorists
One small slime trail for a Martian… [read...]
NASA to send unmanned probe to Basildon
‘Vomit Comet’ will look for intelligent life [read...]