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Earth landing ‘totally faked’, claim Martian conspiracy theorists
One small slime trail for a Martian… [read...]
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NASA to send unmanned probe to Basildon
‘Vomit Comet’ will look for intelligent life [read...]
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NASA space probe finds evidence of ‘more bloody stars’
NASA today announced an end to all space exploration after the latest set of photographs taken by its Voyager 1 spacecraft, currently exploring the Kuiper Belt on the very edge of the solar system, [read...]
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National Sperm Bank fined in Forex scandal
In an unexpected twist, the financial regulator has confirmed that the National Sperm Bank has been ‘manipulating the semen exchange system’. [read...]
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Rosetta scientist ‘still can’t park his Ford Mondeo properly’, claim colleagues
The scientist successful in landing a dishwasher-sized probe on a distant rock hurtling through space at 34,000mph failed to reverse park a Ford Mondeo into a generously sized parking bay this morning, it’s been revealed. [read...]