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National Trust to take over NHS

Theresa May has designated the NHS as a Grade 2 listed institution, in need of crowd-funding in view of its impending deficit. By turning it into a National Trust site, NHS members will be able to experience ‘Ye olde cream teas’ with their ‘Ye olde endoscopy’ and Alan Titchmarsh with their gastric bypass. [read...]

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